The hard choices ahead of us.
Another Perspective on Rationing
The New Government Symbol
The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!