Jul 21, 2011

Well, just how dry IS it?

A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. 

A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. 

In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it! 

But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog. 

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!

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