Jun 23, 2011

Pancho and Pedro are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Pancho begs for the same amount of time as Pedro, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day. 

Pedro brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day.  He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Pancho says to Pedro, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?

Pedro says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Pancho reads his sign:  "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." 
"What's wrong with that?"  Pancho asks him.

"No wonder you only get   $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Pedro.

Pancho says, "All right, what is on your sign?"

Pedro shows him:


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Airport security workers will now be told to make repeated attempts to screen young children without resorting to invasive pat-downs, the head of the Transportation Security Administration said Wednesday. The agency is working to put that change in place around the country, and it should reduce, but not eliminate, pat-downs for children, an agency spokesman said.

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American Crossroads, the head of the Super PAC wing of the Republican Party, has launched its first salvo in the congressional elections with a web and radio attack on Sen. Claire McCaskill .
In a press release, American Crossroads announced the launch of the website TruthAboutClaire.com along with a Twitter feed, the hiring of a Missouri-based political consultant and a $50,000 radio ad buy against the senator.
"Claire McCaskill is a top target in the 2012 elections for one reason: a liberal voting record that is out of step with Missouri and her own rhetoric," said Jonathan Collegio, communications director for American Crossroads.  
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