Apr 7, 2011

There really ARE differences between Dems and Republicans!!

DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.    

REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe the NRA is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

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DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.    

REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that taxes are for poor and middle class people, not the rich.
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DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee, and Thomas Edison.   
 
REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that Oliver North and Monica Lewinsky are more important to American history than Martin Luther King and Robert Kennedy.
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DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.    

REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that affirmative action is wrong, because everyone knows there's no more racism in America.
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DEMOCRAT :  You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and really a very nice person.    
 

REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that Ann Coulter is normal and really a very nice person.
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DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
   
REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that the only reason supply-side economics hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
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 DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.    

REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that all Americans should be white heterosexual Christians.
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DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.    

REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that illegal Republican Party funding by corporations is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
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DEMOCRAT:  You have to believe that this post is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.    

REPUBLICAN:  You have to believe that the media are biased toward liberals, despite the fact that all the major media outlets are owned by ultra-rich conservatives.

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