Try to come up with the answer on your own. However, Woodstock will offer an answer at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.
Here's the riddle:
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
Don't look down?