1991: Kirstie Alley accepted her "Cheers" award by thanking then-husband Parker Stevenson for giving her "the big one for the last eight years." Burt Reynolds then accepted his "Evening Shade" award by thanking then-wife Loni Anderson for giving him "two big ones."
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