Jan 16, 2010

Catholics having coffee...

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. 


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
 


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
 


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
 


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
 
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, 
  
  
Slim, 
  
Tall, 
  
38D breast, 
  
24" waist and 
   
34" hips. 
  
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God.."

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