- Are they smart and balanced and add to the interest of the blog?
- Are they just hangers on, not smart enough to write their OWN blog?
- Are they the blogger's best friends, supporting him/her?
- Are the comments written by the blogger himself to generate fake interest?
- Are they just unwelcome, bored interneTURDS we'd rather just go away because they're distracting the readers we really wanna reach?
Don't anonymous commenter s need a name?
- I think so. So what should we call them? I wanted to coin some noun that would end up n the URBAN DICTIONARY.
- They love to call people "ASSHATS". That's trendy, even still funny so far. Should we call them "Asshatters?" That would work except they'll just move on to the NEXT trendy put-down in a few months. That'd leave us calling them the old fashioned "Asshatters". We'd have to change what we call them just to stay up to date. I just don't have time for all that, so "asshatter" won't work.
So I've decided to call them "Anonymice." Vermin. It disrespects them. Has the connotation that they're just annoyances, like rodents.
Hopefully it'll become so commonly used, it'll end up in Urban Dictionary. I'd be glad to have contributed to the language, even if only to coin a word to describe anonymous internet morons who hide behind trees and have little worthwhile to say but some cheap shot while hidden from view!!
- Sometimes most simple is best. Yeah. Anonymice.
Now then. What to DO with these rodent 'anonyMICE'?
TONY TONY TONY. If you don't delete these Anonymice who just say 'niggrr' and other petty distractions for shock value, then you let them CHEAPEN your room. Letting their comments stand without deleting them even ENCOURAGES them. Why let blatant racists talk on YOUR blog? I sure wouldn't. I'd let them know by quietly deleting them so they realize they've wasted their time in their pettiness and I won't give that kind of language the publicity or the time of day! Knowing their turds won't stay in the room, they'll eventually quit it!
I must only assume that of the 45 responses... most of the petty comments come from 2 or 3 unemployed people (anonymice!) who are bored. Should you count them as separate hits? Well technically I suppose so. But not really. Lets visualize what an actual ANONYMOUSE actually looks like.
Consider Jabba the Hut. He does look a little like Rush Limbaugh, doesn't he? Self indulgent... disgusting? Talks too much. Makes little sense. That's be THE BLOG SITE HOST! The RUSHBO JABBA.But what about the little weiner-turd huddling down next to him, the groupie that nods and giggles, says YEAH!, at whatever the fat blogger says?
There's your AnonyMOUSE, Tony! The little nerdlet in your comments who agrees with you, disses your detractors in those little 1-2 liner put-downs. And even the little obnoxious interneTURDS who diss you. Anonymice. Like little rodents. ONLY brave when anonymous. Never clever, just little shit-asses who can bravely cheap shot only when not being identified. What to do? .. Should you just let all local rodent mice poop in your room wherever they please, or should you hose them out of here every night or two because the kind of readers you REALLY want, prefer clean shoes? Since you don't delete them, I guess you WANT them. Want to encourage them. Like they somehow prove people read your room! Sigh. Nah, youre blog's better than that. Better than THEM.
Well I delete/remove mouse-turds. I don't need anonymice to prove I have a relevant blog. I want to DIS-courage their petty remarks. N word not allowed. Either write a thoughtful albeit critical response on my blog, or no response at all! I'm fine saying the last word!










































