- Are they smart and balanced and add to the interest of the blog?
- Are they just hangers on, not smart enough to write their OWN blog?
- Are they the blogger's best friends, supporting him/her?
- Are the comments written by the blogger himself to generate fake interest?
- Are they just unwelcome, bored interneTURDS we'd rather just go away because they're distracting the readers we really wanna reach?
Don't anonymous commenter s need a name?
Hopefully it'll become so commonly used, it'll end up in Urban Dictionary. I'd be glad to have contributed to the language, even if only to coin a word to describe anonymous internet morons who hide behind trees and have little worthwhile to say but some cheap shot while hidden from view!!Consider Jabba the Hut. He does look a little like Rush Limbaugh, doesn't he? Self indulgent... disgusting? Talks too much. Makes little sense. That's be THE BLOG SITE HOST! The RUSHBO JABBA.
But what about the little weiner-turd huddling down next to him, the groupie that nods and giggles, says YEAH!, at whatever the fat blogger says?
There's your AnonyMOUSE, Tony! The little nerdlet in your comments who agrees with you, disses your detractors in those little 1-2 liner put-downs. And even the little obnoxious interneTURDS who diss you. Anonymice. Like little rodents. ONLY brave when anonymous. Never clever, just little shit-asses who can bravely cheap shot only when not being identified.
What to do? .. Should you just let all local rodent mice poop in your room wherever they please, or should you hose them out of here every night or two because the kind of readers you REALLY want, prefer clean shoes? Since you don't delete them, I guess you WANT them. Want to encourage them. Like they somehow prove people read your room! Sigh. Nah, youre blog's better than that. Better than THEM.
Well I delete/remove mouse-turds. I don't need anonymice to prove I have a relevant blog. I want to DIS-courage their petty remarks. N word not allowed. Either write a thoughtful albeit critical response on my blog, or no response at all! I'm fine saying the last word!